From WUSA9.com, DC rejects handgun application: "Dick Heller is the man who brought the lawsuit against the District's 32-year-old ban on handguns. He was among the first in line Thursday morning to apply for a handgun permit."
Check out WHY his application was denied.
"But when he tried to register his semi-automatic weapon, he says he was rejected. He says his gun has (a) seven bullet clip. Heller says the City Council legislation allows weapons with fewer than eleven bullets in the clip. A spokesman for the DC Police says the gun was a bottom-loading weapon, and according to their interpretation, all bottom-loading guns are outlawed because they are grouped with machine guns."
How dumb. I didn't realize that I had 3 machine guns in my home. All of my three semi-autos LOAD FROM THE BOTTOM.
Let's take a page out of Benjamin9's book and go to Webster's dictionary to get the accepted definition of "machine gun." "Machine gun: a gun for sustained rapid fire that uses bullets; broadly : an automatic weapon."
Hmmmm, semi-automatic weapons can neither be fired in a "sustained rapid manner" nor are these weapons "automatic" (hence the name, SEMI-automatic, you big stupid D.C. morons!). If semi-automatic handguns are machine guns then could somebody please explain to me why in the hell only one bullet comes out when I pull the trigger?!?!
I bet that like my SEMI-automatic weapons, Dick Heller's SEMI-automatic handgun can not shoot in a sustained, rapid fire manner nor is it an "automatic" weapon. But according to a bunch of illogical idiotic morons in D.C. all of the weapons mentioned above are machine guns.
Look! My bottom loading Kel-Tec .380 machine gun!
Anti-gunners will even twist the English language in order to get rid of "evil" firearms.
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