Norm Finklestein

Norman Finkelstein has decided to make nice to the terrorist group Hezbollah. Hezbollah continually goes out of their way to purposely target innocent Jewish civilians and the leader of Hezbollah, Hassan Nasrallah, even made this endearing, heart-warming statement: If they (Jews) all gather in Israel, it will save us the trouble of going after them worldwide. Maybe I should get on a plane and go to Israel right now to make it easier for you!



Fine, Norm has some issues with Israel and the US and he wants to praise the Arab street for their resistance of what Norm considers American and Israeli world domination. However, during the interview Norm made the following awesome statement while he was in the middle of scolding the great and little satans for their war-mongering: "Even Hitler didn’t want war. He would much prefer to have accomplished his aims peacefully, if he could."

How Hitler would have accomplished his goals of world domination and the extermination of a race of people without war is, to me, a complete mystery. Although, I suspect that if the Europeans rolled over and embraced German rule and the Jews (and gypsies and homosexuals and the rest of the 13 million who perished at the hands of Hitler) went right into Hitler's gas chambers and in front of SS firing squads, there could have been total peace.

Climate change legislation??

In Canada, some long haired hippie moonbat, Dr. David Suzuki has called for political leaders "to be thrown in jail for ignoring the science behind climate change."

"What I would challenge you to do is to put a lot of effort into trying to see whether there's a legal way of throwing our so-called leaders into jail because what they're doing is a criminal act," said Dr. Suzuki, a former board member of the Canadian Civil Liberties Association. "It's an intergenerational crime in the face of all the knowledge and science from over 20 years."

What exactly is the "intergenerational crime??!!" As I see it, the causes of global warming are hardly settled. To me, there is just as much evidence against man's contributions to global warming as there is for man being responsible for it. Maybe we also need a law, passed by the wonderful UN, to punish those who disagree with the science that refutes man's role in global warming. Just to be fair of course.

Dr. Suzuki now clams that he didn't literally mean that we should lock people up but "he is pulling his hair out" over man's abuse of the earth. Looks to me from his picture that, instead of calling for the jailing of people who disagree with him, he should go get a haircut.

Asshat blows up too early

I abhor people who would blow themselves to prove a political point or to kill groups of people out of hatred or bigotry. However, I do find it incredibly funny when some scumbag decides to attempt to carry out a homicide bombing, blows himself up before reaching the intended target and kills only himself and not the intended victims. A severe case of premature detonation. I wonder if there is a pharmaceutical for that.

Asshat blows up too early